Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Nine Emperor Gods Festival 2012 @ Ampang - Day 3

The sun gave a brilliant show of force on the morning of the third day of the Nine Emperor Gods Festival here in Ampang. Not at all surprising after several bouts of heavy rain before, during and after the procession yesterday. Smoke from the chimney and the refuse stack indicate that the staff have been busy cooking as well as clearing all the joss-sticks and candles that were offered the night before.
I hope Santa doesn't try to slide down this chimney, he will land in a pot of boiling water, surrounded by ladies armed with cleavers and knives. The chimney smoke is an indication that the kitchen is busy preparing food for the devotees that board at the temple.

After the first two days of the festival, I was was expecting a drop in the number of visitors to Ampang Nan Tian Gong as there are no more grand processions with floats and dragon dances for this year. Au contraire, the crowd was larger on the third day of the festival (17th October 2012). Perhaps more are here to see what this festival is all about as the word spreads across town and through the internet.
Light and hope - A young girl praying...perhaps asking the gods to bless her so that she will get all As in her exams. When she grows up, she will probably pray for a hot bf and 42DD. When she is ready to marry, it will probably be a for a husband with 5Cs. Then for a healthy child....then she will probably be praying for her kids' success. As she grows old and mature, she will probably pray that the stretch marks, cellulite and wrinkles will go away just go get nipped and tucked plus a set of botox injections.

Speaking of processions, there is still a send-off procession, but over here at Ampang it is a very toned down affair, unlike in Penang (take a look at Cheryl Hoffmann's photos of last year's Nine Emperor Gods Festival in Penang). This is understandable since the send-off here in Ampang occurs around 3am in the morning on the 10th day.
Colourful hand-held Chinese lucky windmills and Halloween balloons - a kaleidoscope of colours and culture.

Back to the post topic of the day, I think the reason for the number of visitors pouring to Ampang’s Nine Emperor Gods Festival is due to the fact that visitors get to do 3S.  No, this 3Ses has nothing do do with the Japanese 5S methodology or someone’s derriere...The three Ses that I like to think draws visitors to Ampang Nan Tian Gong are :
  1. See
  2. Smell
  3. Savour

For the third day, I would start with the first ass S, which is See (Sight) - Simply put, this is a festival that is very visually stimulating. The flickering candle and oil lamps, colourful cakes and buns, all sorts of amulets and talismans, knick-knacks, flip-flops, handheld windmills that come in various shapes and sizes, fruits and flowers, different praying paraphernalia, cute chicks and handsome hotties, queens and divas prancing around the temple with their Pradas plus different kinds of candies in bright and almost toxic colours.
Sexy lady oogling at a hunky hottie not visible in this picture. Guy in brick-red shirt drooling at the sexy lady's derriere. Oh wait, the hunky hottie is her brother and he is just coughing from all the smoke. Me bad... Besides going there for prayers, you can have a fair share of eye-candy at the Ampang Nan Tian Gong Temple.
Hello Kitty in a rather 'exposed' position...No peeping guys. Move along, nothing to see.
Is it just me or are the hairbands psychedelic and appears to be spinning?? Hmm, must be from excessive smoke inhalation. Or maybe there's more to just sandalwood in the incense burner by the Five Generals' altar.

You can also watch tattoo artist giving his artistic touch on someone body, tattered beggars and well-dressed fortune tellers , hair care products to wash away the smoky smell, bong and torch lighters if the smoke from the incense does not make you high enough and Amoy opera actors twirling all about on the stage flooded with harsh lighting.
Hair conditioner anyone? Or hair iron??
Fancy torch lighters and that thing that begins with b and ends in ng but is not bang, beng, bing or bung...you know, a vase for some plant.
From DVDs to cute little lights, there are many things available at the festival site.

The list is endless, and it will be futile for me to even attempt to show photos of the above. So come and have a look yourself, and I am sure you will not be disappointed. In fact bus loads of tourist actually come around 11pm – 1am, so it is never too late to drop by over here.

PS - been having issues with photo uploads on the previous post so I am a bit behind schedule.

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Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Nine Emperor Gods Festival 2012 @ Ampang - Day 2 Invitation of the Finance Minister

The second day of the Nine Emperor Gods Festival sees the invitation procession for the Finance Minister. So it is another busy day for the temple and devotees, not to mention photographers and bloggers too.
Strong winds swaying the bamboo pole late in the afternoon. It will usually rain before a procession, so looks like today will be different.

As time draws closer to the ceremony, the sky threatened to pour down on the devotees. Wind was picking up speed and I could see the bamboo pole bend and sway wildly, being buffeted by the gusty winds. Certain parts of KL already had rain, so it was a matter of time before the heavens opened up on Ampang.
Bad dog, bad dog Bad lion, bad lion, down boy...no chewing of pillars. I was half expecting the lion to lift up its hind legs and pee on the pillar.
Hey, give me back my ball! Dragon dance in front of the temple door.

But come rain or shine, snow or fleet, sun or smoke, the ceremony must go on. So here's a few pics of the day, with more to come as I slowly put it in as my work schedule does not permit working on this all day.
All around kow ong yeah temple, the dragon chased the fire pearl, the dragon thought 'twas all in the fun, click goes the shutter. Half a pound of tuppenny rice, half a pound of treacle...
This is the way we smoke our crotch, we smoke our crotch we wash our feet, we wash our, we wash our feet...before the ceremony. Those who are involved in the ceremony purify themselves with the smoke of sandalwood and fire.
They say Guan Yin has many manifestations. I guess this 'prosperous' looking Guan Yin must be Guan Yin of Weight Watchers / Fat Fighters...the Saviour and Comforter of plus-sized people.
If there is something weird 'dirty', and it don't look good, who ya gonna call?? GHOSTBUSTERS! Wrong! Call Guan Yin Ma - she's armed with a power sprayer to wash away all that is dirty and evil. 'Dirty' is a local euphemism for something evil or sinister.Err, Guan Yin Ma, can come help wash my car ahh? Dirty wor...Must pay RM 10 ah? Ok sure!
Rock-a-bye-Nine Emperor Gods, in a sedan chair...

Below is a unedited clip of several mediums going into trance and having parts of their body pierced or skewered before the procession to invite the Finance Minister. Warning - this is not for the fainthearted or for kids. Click at your own risk.


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Monday, October 15, 2012

Nine Emperor Gods Festival 2012 @ Ampang - Day 1

Today is the first day of the Nine Emperor Gods Festival 2012 at Ampang. So to accompany the pictures of the day are three words that aptly describe this festival:
  1. Wet
  2. Smoky
  3. Crowded
No. 1 - The Nine Emperor Gods Festival is synonymous with rain over here. Before the festival starts, it will rain, after the procession, it will rain. After procession, sure will rain. Before the feeding of the Heavenly Soldiers, it will also rain. Coincidence or otherwise, I let you be the judge. Woke up this morning to the sound of falling rain..See, it is easy to predict when it will rain during the Nine Emperor Gods Festival.
A wet and smoky morning for Ampang. View of the Nine Emperor Gods Temple at Ampang. The rain had just dropped to a light drizzle when this photo was taken (~6.30am) and you can see mist/low lying clouds enveloping the hills behind the temple.

No. 2 is easily understood - will all the joss-sticks and joss paper being burnt, smoke is a signature of this festival. Not only that, the kitchen fires too are well-stoked to feed the huge number of devotees. Which gives good opportunity for photo taking, coupled with No. 3. I just hope that the NOAA-18 satellite does not pick up and mark Ampang as a hotspot...then we no longer can point our finger at Sumatra every time it gets hazy.
Fire! Fire!...Nolah, just smoke from Kow Wong Yeh temple, Ampang.
Ouch, that is a lot of wax on the attendant's hand...Either he is 1. so used to it, or 2. does not feel pain or 3. he likes hot wax play :-p
Rice is nice - offerings on the altar table to the Jade Emperor. "Hmm, just plain white rice? Where is my royal banquet??" said the Jade Emperor.

No. 3 - Unbelievably large numbers of people would turn up on the first day (and most of the days of this festival). This results in long queues of cars and buses waiting to get into the parking lots. Luckily there are ample space available for parking, and if you don't mind walking a bit, more space is available at Bandar Baru Ampang.
I know this is kitsch, but I just can't help myself. Here's a shot of Ampang Nan Tian Gong on the night of the first day of the Nine Emperor Gods Festival 2012 using the camera's Toy Miniature effect filter.
The Door God keeping a watchful eye over the continuous stream of devotees that pour into the temple. He must have a pair of pretty tough eyes not to water and sting with all this smoke floating around.
The queue to pay respects to the Emperor and other deities are usual long, so your patience is very much appreciated.
Gifts for the Emperor - Dragon fruit, persimmons, and flowers...all packed in basket. And just like any VVIP or royalty, you got to wait for your turn to meet and greet the Nine Emperor Gods.
One of the Taoist priest conducting a prayer session. And no, he is NOT, I repeat, NOT giving the finger to the person that stood in front of him.